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Mildly Quirky
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Wear the good ones that costed some money and be comfortable, and take the cotton tighty-whities for erasin' the skid marks.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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I don't know if I could spend twenty bucks on some underwear. Might feel bad about having to use them for TP. There seems to be an epidemic among aldeer posters of chitting themselves and/or getting stranded somewhere, like the woods, with no recourse but to wipe their azz with their own clothing. What the hell is that all about? I'm 33yrs old and I've never once had to chit in the woods and I cannot remember the last time I legitimately chit myself. What's wrong with you people?
Isaiah 5:20
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Their flexible fire hose pants are awesome. Glad to hear they are finally moving south, only one I've been in was in Wisconsin.
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I am Cornholio
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I don't know if I could spend twenty bucks on some underwear. Might feel bad about having to use them for TP. There seems to be an epidemic among aldeer posters of chitting themselves and/or getting stranded somewhere, like the woods, with no recourse but to wipe their azz with their own clothing. What the hell is that all about? I'm 33yrs old and I've never once had to chit in the woods and I cannot remember the last time I legitimately chit myself. What's wrong with you people? Had the urge hit me on the way to the duck blind once. I was smart enough to have some TP with me, but apparently not smart enough to make sure my wader straps were completely out of the way (Ask me how I found out)  
If you’re a common sense person, you probably don’t feel you have a home in this world right now. If you’re a Christian, you know you were never meant to.
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Puts sugar in his cornbread!
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I don't know if I could spend twenty bucks on some underwear. Might feel bad about having to use them for TP. There seems to be an epidemic among aldeer posters of chitting themselves and/or getting stranded somewhere, like the woods, with no recourse but to wipe their azz with their own clothing. What the hell is that all about? I'm 33yrs old and I've never once had to chit in the woods and I cannot remember the last time I legitimately chit myself. What's wrong with you people? Had the urge hit me on the way to the duck blind once. I was smart enough to have some TP with me, but apparently not smart enough to make sure my wader straps were completely out of the way (Ask me how I found out) Chit happens.
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I don't know if I could spend twenty bucks on some underwear. Might feel bad about having to use them for TP. There seems to be an epidemic among aldeer posters of chitting themselves and/or getting stranded somewhere, like the woods, with no recourse but to wipe their azz with their own clothing. What the hell is that all about? I'm 33yrs old and I've never once had to chit in the woods and I cannot remember the last time I legitimately chit myself. What's wrong with you people? Same here.
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I chit in the woods now and then because when the urge strikes it's easier to pop a biscuit, wipe with some napkins I keep in the glove box and then move on.
Sometimes in summer the hot temps get the bubble-gut churning. Sometimes I've eaten something that didn't sit well. Sometimes I haven't chit in a couple of days and it's time to clear the decks.
I'm more surprised that a 33-year-old man who spends time outdoors never has chit in the woods.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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I don't make a practice of it, but at times it's simply necessary if you are out in the woods much. With practice, one can perfect the use of a sapling to swing backside well clear of clothing when taking a chit in the woods. Just don't grab hold of a dead tree and fall back.
I wonder if I ever told the story about the bad pizza log I got at the Goodsprings Chevron in Walker County and then ruined a great hunting spot on the Mulberry Fork WMA for years. Superfund site now.
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"The grass withers, the flower fades, But the word of our God stands forever." Isaiah 40:8
"Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt.� Samuel Adams
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I'm 33yrs old and I've never once had to chit in the woods
 You either very rarely go in the woods or you have a plumbing problem.
"Why do you ask"?
Too many people spend money they don't have , on things they don't need, to impress people they don't know.
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I'm 33yrs old and I've never once had to chit in the woods
You either very rarely go in the woods or you have a plumbing problem. I wouldn't a told that.... 
Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...
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Me and James have a rather unique problem for white boys..
We're unusually well hung. So what you're saying is ya'll compare the "goods" on a regular basis? That's right. He's longer but I'm thicker.
I hate making a good first impression. There’s no way I can keep that shit up.
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I don't know if I could spend twenty bucks on some underwear. Might feel bad about having to use them for TP. There seems to be an epidemic among aldeer posters of chitting themselves and/or getting stranded somewhere, like the woods, with no recourse but to wipe their azz with their own clothing. What the hell is that all about? I'm 33yrs old and I've never once had to chit in the woods and I cannot remember the last time I legitimately chit myself. What's wrong with you people? Had the urge hit me on the way to the duck blind once. I was smart enough to have some TP with me, but apparently not smart enough to make sure my wader straps were completely out of the way (Ask me how I found out) Been there. Always have a roll of TP in the truck and usually have one in the Ranger and sometimes if I'm really prepared in my hunting bag.
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I don't know if I could spend twenty bucks on some underwear. Might feel bad about having to use them for TP. There seems to be an epidemic among aldeer posters of chitting themselves and/or getting stranded somewhere, like the woods, with no recourse but to wipe their azz with their own clothing. What the hell is that all about? I'm 33yrs old and I've never once had to chit in the woods and I cannot remember the last time I legitimately chit myself. What's wrong with you people? Gomer either you are not owning up to pooping in the woods or you never leave the safety of the city limits. ......hell my kids were crapping in the woods before they were chitting in the toilet.
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Best underwear I've ever worn. Be nice to look around at some of their other products.
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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I don't know if I could spend twenty bucks on some underwear. Might feel bad about having to use them for TP. There seems to be an epidemic among aldeer posters of chitting themselves and/or getting stranded somewhere, like the woods, with no recourse but to wipe their azz with their own clothing. What the hell is that all about? I'm 33yrs old and I've never once had to chit in the woods and I cannot remember the last time I legitimately chit myself. What's wrong with you people? Gomer either you are not owning up to pooping in the woods or you never leave the safety of the city limits. ......hell my kids were crapping in the woods before they were chitting in the toilet. I’m with him, I crap once a day. And I don’t leave the house until I do it. I hunt a lot and never crap in the woods.
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I don't know if I could spend twenty bucks on some underwear. Might feel bad about having to use them for TP. There seems to be an epidemic among aldeer posters of chitting themselves and/or getting stranded somewhere, like the woods, with no recourse but to wipe their azz with their own clothing. What the hell is that all about? I'm 33yrs old and I've never once had to chit in the woods and I cannot remember the last time I legitimately chit myself. What's wrong with you people? Had Moe's in Gadsden the other night. About 35 miles from the house. Never again!
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I don't know if I could spend twenty bucks on some underwear. Might feel bad about having to use them for TP. There seems to be an epidemic among aldeer posters of chitting themselves and/or getting stranded somewhere, like the woods, with no recourse but to wipe their azz with their own clothing. What the hell is that all about? I'm 33yrs old and I've never once had to chit in the woods and I cannot remember the last time I legitimately chit myself. What's wrong with you people? Wait until you hit 50. that is when all the fun starts. The solution is to always carry a hankie. And yes the fire hose pants are quality and I've got a pair of their Boar Hide shoes that I wore every work day for two years and they still look new.
Lord, please help us get our nation straightened out.
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Me and James have a rather unique problem for white boys..
We're unusually well hung. So what you're saying is ya'll compare the "goods" on a regular basis? That's right. He's longer but I'm thicker. Ya'll keep it amongst yourselves....please
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Me and James have a rather unique problem for white boys..
We're unusually well hung. You been peekin' or y'all been bumpin' goobers?  It’s a legitimate question. Answer is not good either way.
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“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
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Me and James have a rather unique problem for white boys..
We're unusually well hung. So what you're saying is ya'll compare the "goods" on a regular basis? That's right. He's longer but I'm thicker. Did perch tell you that?
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