Enjoyable read as there are some comical folks on here!
I'm a medical device representative for a large medical device company that developed and mfg's the instrumentation (balloons) that minimally invasively treats compression fractures of the spine, mostly in osteoporotic patients. Everyone has seen the little old ladies with that "humpback" of the spine.
Sitting in surgeon's lounge right now waiting on a case to start and no, I'm not a doctor... I'm just there in the OR for product support.
I took down some names here as I'd rather use an Aldeer member than anyone else for some services. Tax, auto, etc...
