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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Well, I tell my mom I own a whore house so she will not be embarrassed that I am a lawyer.
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Used to be TiderBD
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Used to be TiderBD
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Well, I tell my mom I own a whore house so she will not be embarrassed that I am a lawyer. Yea but atleast you haven't lost your sense of humor. 
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
USAF Veteran
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Grumpy Old Man
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My job is kinda hard to explain.
Just this week, I have entertained a little old lady who wanted a floodlight to shine on her chicken coop, discovered that a faulty coffee pot was the root cause of a random voltage problem in a 50,000 square foot casino, explained basic electricity to two city councilmen and the mayor, met with several hospital administrators who wanted to know why their $50,000 auto-start generator was crippled by a 50 cent fuse, shut down a large construction project and ejected a sub-contractor for negligence, and completed a $1,200,000 infrastructure project.
I hate making a good first impression. There’s no way I can keep that shit up.
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4 point
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Fulltime Firefighter Paramedic (original form of obama care)
Electrician on my days off
The world needs more people holding deer in pictures,and less people holding cameras in front of mirrors.
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14 point
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Intermediate School teacher
Gifted and talented students
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Old Mossy Horns
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My job is kinda hard to explain.
Just this week, I have entertained a little old lady who wanted a floodlight to shine on her chicken coop, discovered that a faulty coffee pot was the root cause of a random voltage problem in a 50,000 square foot casino, explained basic electricity to two city councilmen and the mayor, met with several hospital administrators who wanted to know why their $50,000 auto-start generator was crippled by a 50 cent fuse, shut down a large construction project and ejected a sub-contractor for negligence, and completed a $1,200,000 infrastructure project. So, just another boring week at work, huh?
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Old Mossy Horns
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I fly a overhead crane at nucor steel.
Basically flying around 30-60 thousand lb coils around.
Do you want to hear him gobble, or do you want to kill him.
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on probation
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on probation
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Construction cental al..New construction,remodel,decks,shingle/metal roofing,storm damage.Pretty much anything to do with any type residential construction.Do alotta work for insurance company's.We do anything from replacing a bad faucet in your kitchen to rebuilding your house or mobile home when that 50 year old oak tree falls through it.Also sell used mobile homes.
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on probation
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on probation
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Construction cental al..New construction,remodel,decks,shingle/metal roofing,storm damage.Pretty much anything to do with any type residential construction.Do alotta work for insurance company's.We do anything from replacing a bad faucet in your kitchen to rebuilding your house or mobile home when that 50 year old oak tree falls through it.Also sell used mobile homes.
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Development Manager of a software development team for one of the top 900 busiest websites in the world (no, it is not ALDeer...).
I basically try to take care of my developers by either explaining existing systems or going to get coffee.
Jeremy
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Dreams facilitator (architect/design & construction program manager), not to be confused with a freelance pharmaceutical entrepreneur (drug dealer). However, the freelance pharmaceutical entrepreneur makes a whole lot more money than I do, daggumit!
"After all, it is not the killing that brings satisfaction; it is the contest of skill and cunning. The true hunter counts his achievement in proportion to the effort involved and the fairness of the sport." Dr. Saxton Pope
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Boat captain (mainly parasailing trips) and a general contractor( condo remodeling)
Sometimes, it is hard to live with these two wolves inside me, for both of them try to dominate my spirit."
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QDM my a$$!!!!!!!
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Firefighter/paramedic for the last 15 years. Fixing to get started in nursing school and evidently moving to north Bama with my fiance.
WAR EAGLE...NEED I SAY MORE
IAFF LOCAL 4141
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Until today I was a clinical implementation manager for the nursing division of a medical software company in Mobile,AL. Now I am implementation manager for our physician application. There's a few of us on here that I know of and we are probably the only people that Obama care has helped so far 
This post is protected by copyright. Anyone found posting here is subject to certified mail from my gay sister.
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Used to be a carpenter.
Now the area ops mgr for an apartment renovation co.
I don't know nuthin', I just work here...
Ugh... Care bears...
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Owner of a (struggling) residential construction company. Looking to make a career change.
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this is the perfect site, we have game wardens to lock you up, lawyers to get you out and paramedics to fix your face from being hit by a stick, oh yeah, and construction workers to build nice shooting houses when they take our tree climbers from us.
QDM my a$$!!!!!!!
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this is the perfect site, we have game wardens to lock you up, lawyers to get you out and paramedics to fix your face from being hit by a stick, oh yeah, and construction workers to build nice shooting houses when they take our tree climbers from us. Lol belly laugh...
I don't know nuthin', I just work here...
Ugh... Care bears...
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Safety Engineer for a bunch of stupid Koreans (sorry if your a Korean on here )
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