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Joined: Mar 2003
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Old Mossy Horns
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You finish the sentence. Turkey hunting related.
Your driving to your spot and see the sun already coming up.
Do you want to hear him gobble, or do you want to kill him.
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Turkey Nut
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Turkey Nut
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And the chit pain hits you. I'm not talking about "I think I need to go", I'm talking "flaming red hot chilli chit that's coming whether you are in launch position or not"
Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
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Talking Turkey
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Talking Turkey
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you are unlocking the gate and go "Oh chit, my shotgun in on the chair downstairs."
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Turkey Nut
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Turkey Nut
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Oh chit.....where are my keys to the gate.
Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
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Talking Turkey
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Talking Turkey
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It's a bluebird morning with high pressure moving in and you are stuck at work.
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10 point
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10 point
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You pull the trigger and it goes click instead of boom.
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pic perv
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pic perv
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You spend 20 minutes hiking to get on a gobbling bird only for him to stop gobbling when you get there.
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14 point
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14 point
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Turkey season ends and we have to post crazy crap on Aldeer waiting on season to re-open!!!!
Adopt the pace of nature, her secret is patience. Emerson
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Old Mossy Horns
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Your hunting a hot bird that's wearing it out. Birds slowly getting closer and closer. Then you hear someone on the rd slam a car door and precede to blow crow calls and owl calls until the bird shuts up a leaves.
Do you want to hear him gobble, or do you want to kill him.
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6 point
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6 point
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Your sitting there and a hunting dog comes running through there and the land owner trying to hit him in the face with a stick. LOL!!!! couldn't help it.
QDM my a$$!!!!!!!
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Talking Turkey
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Talking Turkey
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You pull the trigger and it goes click instead of boom. Seems I heard that story before. 
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10 point
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10 point
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He still died. 
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10 point
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Don't you hate it when you pull up to your spot on public and another truck is already there.
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When a bird is hammering across a creek and you decide it's worth it to cross it. Then you don't kill the bird and walk back to the truck with knee boots full of water
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6 point
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when you walk in and bump him off the roost
QDM my a$$!!!!!!!
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Talking Turkey
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When a bird is hammering across a creek and you decide it's worth it to cross it. Then you don't kill the bird and walk back to the truck with knee boots full of water Done that but was smart enought to take my boots off before crossing. 
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Booner
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When a bird is hammering across a creek and you decide it's worth it to cross it. Then you don't kill the bird and walk back to the truck with knee boots full of water Done that but was smart enought to take my boots off before crossing. I thought it was going to be close for my boots but I was in for a surprise. By the time I got across half my calls were non-functional and my phone was dead. That was the ultimate @$$ kicking by a bird. He was still gobbling some once I crossed but I never could finish the deal. Then to top it off, I had to cross the creek again. The things we will do for a turkey?
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10 point
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When a bird is hammering across a creek and you decide it's worth it to cross it. Then you don't kill the bird and walk back to the truck with knee boots full of water Done that but was smart enought to take my boots off before crossing. Yep.
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14 point
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14 point
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When you drive 1000 miles to hunt and every road on the land you're at has a truck parked in it!!!
Or the birds are all spooked from being hell hacked for 2 weeks prior to you getting there!!!
Last edited by North40R; 01/05/12 04:59 PM.
Adopt the pace of nature, her secret is patience. Emerson
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You get home after a hunt and just can't locate that favorite call or striker.
Do you want to hear him gobble, or do you want to kill him.
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