The badmitton racket works good and is fun. For the ultimate challenge (or the shy ones that refuse to come within reach) I will break out the pellet rifle. Don't have to pump it up very much. Make sure you are shooting in a safe direction and have fun.

The best index to a person’s character is (a) how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can’t fight back.
- Abigail van Buren