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Originally Posted by FurFlyin
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Originally Posted by AUstan23
Are you implying that girls don't like short guys?

Lol at the double standards.

Women: don't objectify me

Also women: I like tall guys

I've had a few hundred of them that never seemed to mind.
But then I have a larger than average Johnson.


Out Back with the humble brag baldfaced lie.


FIFY smile

He wasn't lying, he just mispoke...he really meant to say "...I AM a larger than average Johnson."


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Quit laughing...I think I broke something.

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Originally Posted by perchjerker
Sonny must be in the air, or he would have fired back! gun grin


Kiss my ass Perch. I’m 7 hours ahead of y’all and just saw it. You’re just jealous because your old shriveled up ass ain’t been laid in 40 years. laugh


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Now now Sonny....this is one of those situations where you just have to be the bigger man:)


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Last time Perch got lucky.....

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Then they took a little stroll on the beach [Linked Image] rofl

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Crybaby, admit that was you! James, you're asking for it! Sonny sounds more like you are 7 hrs behind us. If you were ahead (in the future) you'd have known about this before it posted????? loco grin

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No dumbass, I was already asleep. So I saw it at breakfast this morning. Been at work for 2 hours now. When I get off this afternoon, it’ll be 8am back home.


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rofl

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Ol’ Perch throwin’ down.....

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Originally Posted by Shaw
Ol’ Perch throwin’ down.....

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got his poop bag on his side and all

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OK, time to bring Shaw breaking a move back! [Linked Image]
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Damn Larry looks like ya done gone & stuffed you whole damn suitcase in your tighty whities! Bet the lady's are disappointed when nothing but a roll of tums is left after the unveiling slap rofl

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.....or he smuggled a whole cucumber away from the salad bar. rofl


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Ol’ Perch hittin’ on the young wimmens.....

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Originally Posted by Shaw
.....or he smuggled a whole cucumber away from the salad bar. rofl


Probably for the "challenge accepted" thread he was yacking about the other day rofl

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He smuggled two cucumbers. Guess where the other one is. laugh


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Originally Posted by Shaw
Ol’ Perch hittin’ on the young wimmens.....

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Well he got one good stroke in there rofl

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Originally Posted by Shaw
He smuggled two cucumbers. Guess where the other one is. laugh


Well that would explain the look of constipation on his face [Linked Image]

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James harem!

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