Got checked one time when I was about 18 and thought I had everything figured out.
Green Jeans: "You huntin' over corn?"
Me: "Nah, but there's some over there by that oak tree...you can't miss it!!!" He took off like he won the lottery while I was laughing.
Great Jeans: "Son, you're a sick SOB"
He didn't expect to find corn in a turd...
