One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, �See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire- place? That's PerchJerker, he is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you�ll never forget.�
They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.
�Well,� PerchJerker began, �I remember back in �44, we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don�t know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, �ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!� � I tell you, I just [censored] my pants.�
The young men looked astonished and one of them said, �I don�t blame you, I would have [censored] my pants too if a lion jumped out at me.�
Old PerchJerker shook his head and said, �No, no, not then, just now when I said �ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!'
I don't know why but I can't stop laughing!
