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10 point
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Joined: Jan 2015
Posts: 3,074 Likes: 20 |
Last Nine Minutes
A policeman was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover�s spot, famous for all obscene activities. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The police carefully approached the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, watching an entertaining video on computer. He immediately notices a young girl in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver�s window.
The young guy lowers his window. �Oh, yes, officer?� The police says: �What are you doing?� The young guy says: �Well Officer, I�m watching something on computer.� Pointing towards the young girl in the back seat the cop says: �And her, what is she doing?� The young guy shrugs: �Sir, I believe she�s knitting a pullover sweater.�
Now, the police officer is totally surprised. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover�s lane� and nothing obscene is happening!
The officer asks: �What�s your age, young man?�
The young guy says �I�m twenty three, sir.�
The police asks: �And her�what�s her age?�
The young man looks at his watch and replies:
�She will be eighteen in nine minutes.�
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Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 16,952 Likes: 46
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 16,952 Likes: 46 |
Last Nine Minutes
A policeman was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover�s spot, famous for all obscene activities. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The police carefully approached the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, watching an entertaining video on computer. He immediately notices a young girl in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver�s window.
The young guy lowers his window. �Oh, yes, officer?� The police says: �What are you doing?� The young guy says: �Well Officer, I�m watching something on computer.� Pointing towards the young girl in the back seat the cop says: �And her, what is she doing?� The young guy shrugs: �Sir, I believe she�s knitting a pullover sweater.�
Now, the police officer is totally surprised. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover�s lane� and nothing obscene is happening!
The officer asks: �What�s your age, young man?�
The young guy says �I�m twenty three, sir.�
The police asks: �And her�what�s her age?�
The young man looks at his watch and replies:
�She will be eighteen in nine minutes.�
😂😂😂😂 Now that's a good one
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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Joined: Mar 2015
Posts: 1,687
8 point
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8 point
Joined: Mar 2015
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One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, �See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire- place? That's PerchJerker, he is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you�ll never forget.�
They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.
�Well,� PerchJerker began, �I remember back in �44, we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don�t know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, �ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!� � I tell you, I just [censored] my pants.�
The young men looked astonished and one of them said, �I don�t blame you, I would have [censored] my pants too if a lion jumped out at me.�
Old PerchJerker shook his head and said, �No, no, not then, just now when I said �ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!' I don't know why but I can't stop laughing! 
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