A blind man walks into a lumber yard looking for a job.
The owner says he has a position open for a lumber inspector but he isn't sure if the blind guy is right for the job.
The blind guy say just give me a chance and I won't let you down.
The owner tells his helper to go get a piece of wood.
The lay it on the table and tell the blind guy to tell them about it.
The blind guy rubs on it and smells it and says, that's cherry. It's good for cabinets and ornamental items.
The owner is impressed but tells his helper to go get one more piece of wood.
The guy comes back and lays the new piece of wood on the table.
The blind guy rubs it and smells it and says, that's white oak. It's very hard and is good for flooring and such.
The owner is shocked and impressed but ask the guy to get his secretary.
She comes in and lays on the table.
The blind guy rubs and smells this and says, can you please turn this one over.
The turn her over and he rubs and smells the other side.
He then says, this may cost me the job but I think this is a door on the shitter of a shrimp boat.
