husband and wife were driving home in the middle of winter when they got a flat tire. after changing the tire, the husband got back in the car and said "my hands are freezing, can I stick them between your legs to warm them up?" wife said ok, and he stuck his hands down her pants.
few days later, he was helping her bring groceries in and said "man my hands are freezing, can I put them between your legs to warm them up?" She said ok, so he again stuck his hands down her pants.
a couple of days later, they were heading out to eat and stopped to fill up with gas. husband gets back in and says "my hands are freezing, can I put them between your legs to warm them up?" The wife, exasperated, said "fine, whatever". The husband asked "whats wrong with trying to warm my hands up?" wife says "nothing, but couldn't your ears get cold once in a while?"
