Heard this one the other day:
A dad decides to take his son deer hunting for the first time. When he gets his son to his stand right before daylight he tells him, �don�t move or make a sound. We�ll hunt until around 11 and I�ll come get you.� Around 7:30 a.m. his dad hears a racket and realizes it�s his son yelling and shooting his gun. Angered, he climbs down and goes to his son and says �I thought I told you not to move or make a sound?� His son replies, �I'm sorry dad. I had a bird land on my head and start pecking. I didn�t move or make a sound. Then I had a bear climb up in the tree and start breathing down my neck. I didn�t move or make a sound. Then I had 2 squirrels run up each pant leg. Still, I didn�t move or make a sound. Then I heard 1 squirrel say to the other �do you want to eat these here or take them home?� At that point I had all I could take and started screaming and shooting.
