Originally Posted By: eclipse829
Here is how third party hear say goes:

Redneck with dead deer on hoods rolls up to road block.

Warden: Nice deer, can I see your harvest record?

Redneck: I haven't filled it out yet cause I forgot to take a pen and my flip phone died.

Warden: I'm going to have to write you a citation for failure to complete a harvest record before moving the dead animal.

Redneck to all his friends: I got a ticket for not having a pen...

yep