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The wife wants some new dance clothes and CASH. Thongs and pasties are cheap. You made out like a bandit.  Damn that's funny.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Brie, that would be a good idea, BUT men can't decipher women hints. See below: Man hint: I sure would like a new Dewalt grinder for Christmas. Woman hint: (men read this as fast as you can to simulate a woman talking) I was talking to Amy the other day and her husband ran over a nail and had a flat tire, then their cat ran away, and the garbage can got knocke..oh, I forgot to tell you your mother called today, so anyway like I was saying they just bought a new electric blanket and Amy just loves it. I told Amy we don't need an electric blanket because we snuggle in bed. Did you notice how cold the floor was in the bathroom this morning. The woman wants this for Christmas: A) A 12 volt air compressor so she can air up a flat tire B) A cat C) An electric blanket D) warm fuzzy slippers The answer, E) A new dress like Amy's sister wore to their house the day their cat ran away.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Happy wife, Happy life. What ever you get, DON'T get them something to work with, even if they ask for it. If they ask for something to work with it's a trick! 
"Why do you ask"?
Too many people spend money they don't have , on things they don't need, to impress people they don't know.
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Keeper of Seth's banana
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Brie, that would be a good idea, BUT men can't decipher women hints. See below: Man hint: I sure would like a new Dewalt grinder for Christmas. Woman hint: (men read this as fast as you can to simulate a woman talking) I was talking to Amy the other day and her husband ran over a nail and had a flat tire, then their cat ran away, and the garbage can got knocke..oh, I forgot to tell you your mother called today, so anyway like I was saying they just bought a new electric blanket and Amy just loves it. I told Amy we don't need an electric blanket because we snuggle in bed. Did you notice how cold the floor was in the bathroom this morning. The woman wants this for Christmas: A) A 12 volt air compressor so she can air up a flat tire B) A cat C) An electric blanket D) warm fuzzy slippers The answer, E) A new dress like Amy's sister wore to their house the day their cat ran away. Hahahahahaha that is one of the funniest comments I have ever read on here.
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Get a gift card from Victoria's Secret and let her pick out some things. There is stuff there for women of all ages.
Don't confuse my user name with any sort of alphabet faggotry.
It only stands for drag racing, and Route 66 was my home track back in the day.
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Turkey Nut
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pics or it didn't happen 
Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
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I got mine of of those Kindle fire things that you read and surf on and more charms for her bracelet. I got a new custom set of corn hole boards.
Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
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Brie, that would be a good idea, BUT men can't decipher women hints. See below: Man hint: I sure would like a new Dewalt grinder for Christmas. Woman hint: (men read this as fast as you can to simulate a woman talking) I was talking to Amy the other day and her husband ran over a nail and had a flat tire, then their cat ran away, and the garbage can got knocke..oh, I forgot to tell you your mother called today, so anyway like I was saying they just bought a new electric blanket and Amy just loves it. I told Amy we don't need an electric blanket because we snuggle in bed. Did you notice how cold the floor was in the bathroom this morning. The woman wants this for Christmas: A) A 12 volt air compressor so she can air up a flat tire B) A cat C) An electric blanket D) warm fuzzy slippers The answer, E) A new dress like Amy's sister wore to their house the day their cat ran away. Dangit Fur! I just spilled my drink on my keyboard. Thats funny.
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Brie, that would be a good idea, BUT men can't decipher women hints. See below: Man hint: I sure would like a new Dewalt grinder for Christmas. Woman hint: (men read this as fast as you can to simulate a woman talking) I was talking to Amy the other day and her husband ran over a nail and had a flat tire, then their cat ran away, and the garbage can got knocke..oh, I forgot to tell you your mother called today, so anyway like I was saying they just bought a new electric blanket and Amy just loves it. I told Amy we don't need an electric blanket because we snuggle in bed. Did you notice how cold the floor was in the bathroom this morning. The woman wants this for Christmas: A) A 12 volt air compressor so she can air up a flat tire B) A cat C) An electric blanket D) warm fuzzy slippers The answer, E) A new dress like Amy's sister wore to their house the day their cat ran away.  Funny but very true!! We buy one big gift together (like a TV, computer and print, a vehicle or something) every year and just get each other a small gift to open on Christmas day. We determined that if we do this we wont waste money and can get something useful.
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things that make you go hmmmmmmm
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doecommander out...........................
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I sent mine on a wimmins trip to NYC. I bet I get some good stuff!
"Why do you ask"?
Too many people spend money they don't have , on things they don't need, to impress people they don't know.
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got my wife a ring that she wanted only reason I know she wanted it was that my girls texted me while I was hunting and said I had just bought her a ring for Christmas. Easy shopping never had to go to the store.
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I got my wife a laptop and I usually have her buy me a few pounds of powder. I write down exactly what I need.
Take your kids hunting instead of hunting your kids.
I'd rather be LOST in the woods than FOUND in the city.
Drive a hybrid, I need your gas.
Your mind is your primary weapon. Never let it get rusty.
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 I already know what I'm getting.
my 2nd amendment guarantees your 1st amendment!
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The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...
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I can't believe no one's mentioned a "thingy". Bunch of newbies. Lol. CD.
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I would like to make a comment to Rebelman and Doecommander:
The "X" in Xmas is a very old way to represent the name of Christ. It is the Greek letter Chi and was and is used to represent Christ as it was the first three letters of the name Christ. It was used by ancient Christians and the Greeks. It is still used in many cultures to represent Christ. It is not used to take Christ out of Christmas or as a sign of disrespect for Christians. It is like the fish we see on so many cars. Some may mis-use it, but it is a perfectly acceptable way to express Christmas
Judge Sharpe
Let us cross over the river and rest in the shade of the trees
Stonewall Jackson
Hug your loved ones often, Life is short even on its longest days.
I don't see the glass as half full or half empty. I just finish it and order another.
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i haven't asked for a Christmas gift yet, but i did ask for a kindle for my recent birthday. i love it! lotta free literature out there.
words of wisdom based on experience....if you buy clothes for your wife ALWAYS buy smaller than you think will fit her!!! she can always return
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my 2nd amendment guarantees your 1st amendment!
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