Originally Posted By: Brietard
listen to her hints!


Brie, that would be a good idea, BUT men can't decipher women hints. See below:

Man hint: I sure would like a new Dewalt grinder for Christmas.

Woman hint: (men read this as fast as you can to simulate a woman talking) I was talking to Amy the other day and her husband ran over a nail and had a flat tire, then their cat ran away, and the garbage can got knocke..oh, I forgot to tell you your mother called today, so anyway like I was saying they just bought a new electric blanket and Amy just loves it. I told Amy we don't need an electric blanket because we snuggle in bed. Did you notice how cold the floor was in the bathroom this morning.

The woman wants this for Christmas:
A) A 12 volt air compressor so she can air up a flat tire
B) A cat
C) An electric blanket
D) warm fuzzy slippers

The answer, E) A new dress like Amy's sister wore to their house the day their cat ran away.

If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14