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The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...
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Spewed
So cold the ground was spewed up.
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Freak of Nature
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Starving Ethiopian, Who was that again?????
And Gary's fluffer!
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14 point
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Starving Ethiopian, Who was that again?????
His daughter asking him the next morning if he was still hungry was pure Aldeer/internet gold.   OcToBeRDrEaMiN67 was the forum member if memory serves
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Freak of Nature
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Thanks BLB, I remember circumstance just not who committed it.
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Bright Eyes
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One of the funniest "this could really happen" ever. Probably top 5 of all time, to me, duh! 
Matt Brock wears knock-off Crocs.
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Freak of Nature
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costed
I prolly use it more and arras than anything else.
Proud Army and ALNG veteran
God Bless America!
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Freak of Nature
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Spewed
So cold the ground was spewed up. It's still hard for me to believe that wasn't common knowledge. Y'all folks need to visit us Hillbillies more often.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Spewed
So cold the ground was spewed up. It's still hard for me to believe that wasn't common knowledge. Y'all folks need to visit us Hillbillies more often. Yup, the grounds been a spewing up here on Sand Mountain every winter for several millennia. On Aldeer, I learned what it means to burn the bearings out of your slam piece.
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Turkey Nut
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Turkey Nut
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I catch myself using a couple of them in convos with non-members. They pretty much all know I�m an idiot when I use them.
Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
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Freak of Nature
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Spewed
So cold the ground was spewed up. It's still hard for me to believe that wasn't common knowledge. Y'all folks need to visit us Hillbillies more often. Yup, the grounds been a spewing up here on Sand Mountain every winter for several millennia. On Aldeer, I learned what it means to burn the bearings out of your slam piece. That really is a misnomer. It is impossible to burn the bearings out of something that can lay on it's back and make its own grease.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Freak of Nature
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How could I possibly have forgotten:
Tits on a boat hog.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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8 point
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Free range in the big pen.
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10 point
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A mans got to know his limitations.
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Spewed
So cold the ground was spewed up. It's still hard for me to believe that wasn't common knowledge. Y'all folks need to visit us Hillbillies more often. me too, heck us flatlanders say that too
Super Predator
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Spewed
So cold the ground was spewed up. It's still hard for me to believe that wasn't common knowledge. Y'all folks need to visit us Hillbillies more often. reckon folks have heard of bark busting cold?
Super Predator
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Old Mossy Horns
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Spewed
So cold the ground was spewed up. It's still hard for me to believe that wasn't common knowledge. Y'all folks need to visit us Hillbillies more often. reckon folks have heard of bark busting cold? Or tooth busting cold, as in a cold glass of milk?
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Pope of Aldeer and Expert
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Whupped.
Arras
Asshat
Bastages
Goofy Bastages.
ColBeer.
Support our country. Kill chickens.
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...and don't forget a thingy, for the wife.
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back
Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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2016 Moderator of the Year
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"Rest Notches"! Goofy bastards is just true and has been!
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