Here are some of my favorite:
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: ...carry on.
