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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
Mark Twain
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Turkey Nut
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Turkey Nut
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Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
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14 point
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Take your kids hunting instead of hunting your kids.
I'd rather be LOST in the woods than FOUND in the city.
Drive a hybrid, I need your gas.
Your mind is your primary weapon. Never let it get rusty.
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in for a great insurance agent
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Booner
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Booner
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"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him." -G. K. Chesterton
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The secret to a long marriage is to keep on dating, just as you did before marriage. We have "date night" once a week. Hers is Saturday, mine is Thursday.
The only time a married woman gives those is if your not married to them!
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Booner
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14 point
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Yeah c�mon. Daniel White
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Lucky Bastage
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Lucky Bastage
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The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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10 point
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Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas: sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.
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12 point
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What you do today, you have to sleep with tonight.
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Supreme Fact Checker
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Supreme Fact Checker
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I had much rather be tried by twelve than carried to my grave by six!!!!
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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I believe that this is a practical world and that I can count only on what I earn. Therefore I believe in work, hard work. -George Petrie (1945)
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