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I heard there was Juan down south in some woods just a little bit off a road. Juan isn't there anymore because the police dug him up 
When I need expert advice I tend to talk to myself
The older I get the better I used to be
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There's one in Walker County. Just go to the tree with the hole in it
Carrying a gun isn't comfortable; but at times it is comforting
"Cause the cause for the pause you think you see is really concentration on the steel” NonPoint
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I hope we have once again reminded people that man is not free unless government is limited. There�s a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: as government expands, liberty contracts. � Ronald Reagan
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There's Juan in Walker County. Just go to the tree with the hole in it FIFY
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Booner
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There's Juan in Walker County. Just go to the tree with the hole in it FIFY Now that's a different Juan than I know of
When I need expert advice I tend to talk to myself
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Freak of Nature
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There's on in New Orleans running a package deal. I'm gonna use them. SIMPLE DIRECT CREMATION> $1200- Temporary Urn.
(Does not include death certificate, press notice.)
Heritage Funeral Directors 504 944 5500
My only question is what does a "Fancy" cremation include?
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A fancy urn
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For the record, this doesn�t have to be fancy. Could be a guy who lost his license and stole a bunch of parts on his way out from getting canned.
I hope we have once again reminded people that man is not free unless government is limited. There�s a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: as government expands, liberty contracts. � Ronald Reagan
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Just feed them to the hogs. No hogs left in the area from someone discreetly poisoning em all. No deer either for that matter...
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Why hasn't anyone marketed bullets as "LEAD POISON" Or "Zombie poison"?
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Just feed them to the hogs. They're vegan hogs. Perch sold them to me.
I hope we have once again reminded people that man is not free unless government is limited. There�s a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: as government expands, liberty contracts. � Ronald Reagan
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Why hasn't anyone marketed bullets as "LEAD POISON" Or "Zombie poison"? You'd think with all the crazy names they've come up with, someone would've used it by now.
I hope we have once again reminded people that man is not free unless government is limited. There�s a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: as government expands, liberty contracts. � Ronald Reagan
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Recurve Hornaday sells Zombie Max already.
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Yeah they do, good point. I guess I'm not up on my lead!
I hope we have once again reminded people that man is not free unless government is limited. There�s a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: as government expands, liberty contracts. � Ronald Reagan
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I know a taxidermist that burns deer carcasses....
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Just bring it/them/her to Birmingham and throw it/her/them out. They are more worried about a Confederate statue than all the killing going on. Say it was a drive by.
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Best way to be discreet about it is a bag of lime and a shovel. 
What you do today, you have to sleep with tonight.
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