I have a game warden friend who catches poachers with his cameras. He'll set up one in plain view, then two more watching the trail at 8 to 10 feet above the ground in separate trees. The astonished look on the poachers face is hilarious! They'll lie with supreme confidence, knowing they deleted the evidence, then he'll show them the other pictures. It's priceless!

I hate making a good first impression. There’s no way I can keep that shit up.