2Dogs: "Mr. DeeCeeEnnnnArrrrr Occifer, I don't see anything in the regulations or laws about shooting mountain lions, which'n some folks call panthers, wompus cats, wampus cats, cougars or pumas."
Official: "You can't do that. You cannot shoot one."
2Dogs: "But I called and talked with five different people in your department who say Alabama doesn't have any known population or breeding pairs or anything like that related to mountain lions. They were extirpated many years ago, back in the 1940s I believe, and we don't have them here other than the quote-unquote "escaped" animal report now and then."
Official: "You cannot shoot one."
2Dogs: "So you're saying we have mountain lions in Alabama, right? If I can't shoot one then that means some are here to shoot and we're not supposed to do that. So they're here, right?"
Official: "I did not say that."
2Dogs: "So I can shoot one if I see one?"
Official: "You can't do that. You cannot shoot one."
2Dogs: "So you're saying we have mountain lions in Alabama, right?"
Official: "I did not say that."
2Dogs: "So I can shoot one if I see one?
Official: "You can't do that. You cannot shoot one."
2Dogs: "So you're saying we have mountain lions in Alabama, right?"
Official: "I did not say that."
2Dogs: "So I can shoot one if I see one?
Official: "You can't do that. You cannot shoot one."
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