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"I can't. I'm working."
"I can't. I'm studying."
"I can't. I'm in clinicals."
"I can't. My _______ is sick."
GO NOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When someone ask how something looks I say "That looks like chit on a white rag"
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When somebody leaves during a job and stays gone a while ask "Did he go s**t and the hogs eat him?"
"In time of war, send me all the Alabamians you can get, but in time of peace, for Lord's sake, send them to somebody else." General Edward H. Plummer
"Blessed are those who, in the face of death, think only about the front sight." Jeff Cooper
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He's as slow as pond water.
I'm as hungry as a hostage.
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Tougher than a two dollar steak
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Could get a beer quicker in rehab - when service is bad/long line at an event, etc
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I could drive a turd through a fart storm
Sex with her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
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Old Mossy Horns
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I love you
Tally ho the fox! Basically means get yer ass in gear!
When referring to the weather: Hotter than 6 hells
What'd they have to do, go find and kill the cow? When having to wait too long in a restaurant.
What the Sam hell is going on here?!
Dr. B
**Some of these on here are absolutely hilarious!
AKA: “Dr. B”
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Footbsll Bat PSYOPS
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Everybody pisses in the pool. That doesn't mean you have to do it off the high-dive.
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Booner
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All the labor of man is for his mouth, and yet the appetite is not filled.
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