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Old Mossy Horns
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I'd hit that.
I'm just kidding. I never say that.
I'm familiar with most all these y'all have mentioned and I reckon I might use some of em ever now and again.
My daddy used to say "Always remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
Last edited by AC870; 05/17/17 12:07 PM.
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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Freak of Nature
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She can hear a mouse pissin on a cotton ball....
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Posts: 18,110 Likes: 1
Old Mossy Horns
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"...uglier than a hatful of a$$holes..."
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back
Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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Freak of Nature
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When sweat is in my eyes and running down the crack of my ass, I have this montra and taught it to all that work for me.......
"I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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Booner
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Booner
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I'm so hungry my stomach thinks my throats been cut.
I'm so hungry my asshole is chewing on my underwear
Instead of "got your panties in a wad" I say, got your g-string in a knot.
Hey, it's your opossum cook it any way you want.
It's your damn lie, tell it however you want.
That's your tale, I sit on mine.
When getting off the phone, instead of saying bye or take it easy
Hey take it in the ass buddy << that one works best in public
Hey take it in the face
Hey take it in the stinky blowhole
Etc...etc....etc.....
Only a select few of you will understand these
Strut that ass!
Weeeellllllll lets go walkin!
It's only 38 miles
So tired I can barely hold that ass up UHHH!
I'll think of more
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Posts: 10,751 Likes: 27
8 point
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Two roads diverged in the woods and I took the one with deep ruts,hills and mud.It may be bumpy but WHAT A RIDE!
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12 point
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Lost as a ball in high weeds.
High as a cats back.
If you gonna be stupid you better be tough.
If you're gonna be stupid you better be tough.
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Booner
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"Is that right?"
"How you figure?"
"Yeah, I bet."
"Who's we? You and the rat in your pocket?"
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6 point
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Hold on to your keys and wigs.
kill em all let God sort em out
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Posts: 18,348 Likes: 87
Old Mossy Horns
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The sun don't shine on the same dogs ass all the time.
Dumber than a screen door on a submarine.
So hit the green button already.
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8 point
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I'm so poor I can't pay attention!
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IT'S THE ONE ON THE RIGHT!!!! When sitting still behind somebody texting at a green light.
If frogs had wings they wouldn't bump their *sses all the time
People don't think it be like it is but it do
You can wish in one and sh*t in the other and see which one fills up faster
That dog won't hunt
Drive it like ya' stole it
She's so sick she needs two corks, one for each end.
I'm fixin' to ...
That's gonna leave a mark.
The smeller is the feller.
“It’s enough to make a man feel sour. Burning minutes every day by the hour. Just to end up gone like everything else.”
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14 point
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Done or raw it will fill the craw.
More mixed up than a termite in a yo yo
Stupid is as stupid does
Dumber than a box of rocks
Here's your sign
Found some villages idot
To my kids- always have some cash on you for emergencies
Last edited by Tigger85; 05/17/17 06:15 PM.
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Pope of Aldeer and Expert
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Pope of Aldeer and Expert
Joined: Jan 2003
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Don't shoot fast,shoot well.
Slow is smooth,smooth is fast
No matter how bad it is somebody else is worse off than you.
John 14:2.
Support our country. Kill chickens.
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Tore up as a ran over bicycle
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For the chits and giggles!
Jacked up like a pile of coat hangers!
Praise baby Jesus and his holy rattle!
Snatching them from the jaws of death.
Last edited by bebo33; 05/18/17 12:31 AM.
NOW is the time for all GOOD men to come to the aid of their country.
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12 point
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They're family, but thank God I don't have to live with them.
It's just a job, leave it on the job site.
What you do today, you have to sleep with tonight.
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She has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
she is so good looking I would drag my balls across 3 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart thorough a walkie talkie.
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You encourage what you tolerate
Well, sometimes the truth hurts
Quality will be remembered long after price is forgotten
Variations of "Bite off more than you can chew"
Folded up like a cheap lawn chair
Last edited by scrubbuck; 05/18/17 01:27 AM.
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