I'm so hungry my stomach thinks my throats been cut.
I'm so hungry my asshole is chewing on my underwear
Instead of "got your panties in a wad" I say, got your g-string in a knot.
Hey, it's your opossum cook it any way you want.
It's your damn lie, tell it however you want.
That's your tale, I sit on mine.
When getting off the phone, instead of saying bye or take it easy Hey take it in the ass buddy << that one works best in public Hey take it in the face Hey take it in the stinky blowhole Etc...etc....etc.....