I'm so hungry my stomach thinks my throats been cut.

I'm so hungry my asshole is chewing on my underwear

Instead of "got your panties in a wad" I say, got your g-string in a knot.

Hey, it's your opossum cook it any way you want.

It's your damn lie, tell it however you want.

That's your tale, I sit on mine.

When getting off the phone, instead of saying bye or take it easy
Hey take it in the ass buddy << that one works best in public
Hey take it in the face
Hey take it in the stinky blowhole
Etc...etc....etc.....



Only a select few of you will understand these

Strut that ass!

Weeeellllllll lets go walkin!

It's only 38 miles

So tired I can barely hold that ass up UHHH!


I'll think of more