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If I'm really tired.....My tired's hangin' plumb out.
If I'm really hungry....I'm about to hungry all over myself.
Don't sweat the petty stuff...pet the sweaty stuff.
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That's as worthless as a limp D_ck
Last edited by ParrotHead89; 05/17/17 08:52 AM.
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Dumb as a rock. Anytime my kid's screw up I start singing like a rock.
Like herding cat's. I use that a lot on my school bus.
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Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
It's like herding cats.
Yikes!
What did I come out here for? (about every other time I walk out to my work truck)
You can't always get what you want (3x), but if you try sometime, you just might find, you get what you need. (my kids hate that one)
You ain't got the sense God gave a lobster. (hardly ever say this but had a friend who did and it always made me laugh)
Way to go Idaho!
You did that like you knew what you were doing.
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14 point
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All military:
Chit-show
Rodger That (okay)
Standby and a number (hold on like used in an e-mail when they can expect me to respond but I have to figure something out)
Mandatory Fun (when referring to having to be somewhere I don't want to be)
Voluntold (play off volunteered ,i.e. getting told to do something by my wife)
No government employees were harmed in the making of this mess.
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Posts: 18,299 Likes: 71
Old Mossy Horns
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Joined: Dec 2006
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When food ain't good,but it fills the gut, I say: "eh, it'll make a turd".
When folks start talking about folks who are quiet, I say: "some folks talk alot ,but still say very little".
Nathan Carl Goff 19 Sept 2016 - 14 Jan 2017.
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Freak of Nature
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U don't have sense god gave a Billy Goat It is what it is It's not what u know it's who ya know U wanna get dirty 
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10 point
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Hungry as a hostage, living the dream, fantastic, hit it with a hammer, get a bigger hammer, I'd "hit it", just spit on it and several other but there are pretty obscene lol
Last edited by jrs89; 05/17/17 09:51 AM.
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Posts: 22,832 Likes: 199
Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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My wife and I, literally EVERY time we see a motorhome when driving around...
(some will get this, some may not)
Whichever one of us sees it first: "When'd ya get the tenement-on-wheels?"
The other one: "Oh, that there is an R-V....but don't you go fallin' in love with it 'cause we're takin' it with us when we leave here next month."
Every. Single. Time.
Isaiah 5:20
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Listen louder
Lost as last year's Easter egg.
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Old Mossy Horns
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all the various forms of phuck
Last edited by Beadlescomb; 05/17/17 10:26 AM.
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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I have many isms .
One of my favs is, "mind yer own business and you'll be busy all the time."
"Why do you ask"?
Too many people spend money they don't have , on things they don't need, to impress people they don't know.
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Booner
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Time will tell.
Alls well that ends well.
Right as the mail.
Crooked as a dogs hind leg.
When I need expert advice I tend to talk to myself
The older I get the better I used to be
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10 point
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Pretty smart feller = pretty fart smeller.
hotter than two rats making love, in the desert, with a heater going.
raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
O dear heavens
Only accurate rifles are interesting.
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Old Mossy Horns
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When asked how im doing "just another day in paradise"
Would walk over a naked woman to get to a gobblin turkey!
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"You can't fix stupid"
"That's like making a right turn at Talladega, that ain't right"
God, Country, Corps, Family, and Alabama Football.
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Adopt the pace of nature, her secret is patience. Emerson
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14 point
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My favorite saying. My 2nd favorite saying would get me a time out if I said it on here.
In your darkest hour when the demons come, call on me brother and we'll fight them together.
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Happier than a 2 dick dog.
Tighter than Dicks hat band.
Dumber than a box of rocks
Dumber than an anvil
As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.
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Freak of Nature
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Forgot one. "Must Be Nice!" 
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