if I am hungry "I got a holler spot" and if I am really hungry "I'm about to cave in". if I am really ticked off I'm usually "madder than a broke d!ck dog" and "if you dont want to work go home". I am also pretty fond of "f you", "f off", and "I dont give a F". my mama must have been a sailor before I was born because she swore every other word. her colorful vocabulary obviously rubbed off more than I am proud to admit.

good one I forgot: "cant never could". my kids get so sick of hearing me say that. "there is no try only do" is another one they hate.

Last edited by metalmessiah; 05/17/17 07:10 AM.