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you can resign if you don't want to work here
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Old Mossy Horns
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F'd up as a football bat. Chance favors the prepared mind. When asked how I'm doing... "I'm well" 'I'm good' is not the proper response to that question! or... "If I was any better off, I'd pay $5 for an ass-whoopin'." 
Last edited by DEADorALIVE; 05/17/17 05:04 AM.
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back
Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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Oh, and one more...
Get in, get down, get on, get off, get up, get dressed, get out.
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back
Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
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When I got in for a job interview I always ask, "Do you ever press charges?"
"When I say ever thing I mean ever thing." - Frankie
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Crazy as a sh!t house rat.
It is what it is.
If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.-Mark Twain
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Booner
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"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
-G. K. Chesterton
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I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest.
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
-G. K. Chesterton
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I respond "good" just to see what people say. lol
F'd up as a football bat.
Proper previous planning prevents piss poor performance.
Whoever is happy will make others happy too. Anne Frank
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"Don't take advice from a 200 hitter."
"That's what she said."
"If you're gonna be stupid, you gotta be tough."
I believe that this is a practical world and that I can count only on what I earn. Therefore I believe in work, hard work. -George Petrie (1945)
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a kind word turns away wrath
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Never trust a skinny cook!
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less talk (phone, sleep, etc.), more work ...
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"It's ours to loose". Just kidding, I never say that, it's something I remember from work  Oh man....that just sent shivers up my spine.
Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
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That's harder than woodpecker lips
That's worse than chicken chit on the pump handle
A thief knows the price of everything , but the value of nothing
Let them walk ...and grow them big
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When you say that, how much less could you care, or does it depend on the situation. It's, "I couldn't care less." Pet peeve of mine, sorry. When people ask me how I'm doing, I usually respond that I'm blessed beyond measure, because I am.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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if I am hungry "I got a holler spot" and if I am really hungry "I'm about to cave in". if I am really ticked off I'm usually "madder than a broke d!ck dog" and "if you dont want to work go home". I am also pretty fond of "f you", "f off", and "I dont give a F". my mama must have been a sailor before I was born because she swore every other word. her colorful vocabulary obviously rubbed off more than I am proud to admit.
good one I forgot: "cant never could". my kids get so sick of hearing me say that. "there is no try only do" is another one they hate.
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I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
That's as f'ed up as turnt over tackle box.
Crazier than a sprayed roach.
Implying yes: Does raggedy Ann have cotton titties?
Implying yes: Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
GO NOLES!!
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