Quit doing dumb $hit!

Don't let the little things bother you!

Do all the little details better then everyone else!

Hit the center of the baseball. (I've said that a million times in the last month)


The secret to a long marriage is to keep on dating, just as you did before marriage. We have "date night" once a week.
Hers is Saturday, mine is Thursday.

The only time a married woman gives those is if your not married to them!