You're right Burbank, its tough being a mentor. You're intimidated by my superior intelligence and I get that. Denial is one of many defensive emotions when one feels inferior. But don't worry, I'm not offended at all. Keep your chin up and trust your new mentor, I will never lead you astray. Eventually we'll cast off your shadow of shame and you'll feel much better for reclaiming that lost integrity.

I hate making a good first impression. There’s no way I can keep that shit up.