I'd suggest 20 gallons but then you'd probably need two people, which means someone would have to be thrown into a well to sustain the cover-up, and that would just get more complicated.

If they're meth heads it's too bad the house won't just blow up. They'd probably live, though, and sue someone and then continue living off the public teat for another 40 years.


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