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69 members (frosty, Stacey, RareBreed, odocoileus, James, desertdog, farmerjay, mzzy, Dog, DThrash, AC870, donia, jjust, knock him down, metalmuncher, BentBarrel, AU7MM08, El_Matador, GATA87, woodduck, treemydog, Okatuppa, BC_Reb, Claims Rep., paintrock, Bigwhitey, doublefistful, thayerp81, JoeyWommack, burbank, sevenup, Warhead, calebs111, HawkPilot, CNC, Butchman205, AU338MAG, jdstephen44, ts1979flh, deadeye48, BearBranch, sw1002, 1hunter, Jtide, Mdees, gwstang, Big Bore, CrappieMan, cartervj, UA Hunter, jhardy, BobK, Albowhntr2, akbejeepin, pickenstj, Cactus_buck, bambam32, GomerPyle, Geeb, Jus_me, Bglen, XVIII, Goose, skymech, 5 invisible),
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Joined: May 2005
Posts: 1,609
8 point
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Honk if your Horny...............I found this in the barn, when I was about 8 years old. I had no idea what it meant............but I put it on mommas country squire, wood panel, wagon............anyhow.
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Posts: 9,834 Likes: 14
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Joined: Dec 2009
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Ignore your teeth, they'll go away.
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Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 9,834 Likes: 14
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Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 9,834 Likes: 14 |
My grandparents who lived in Florida had bumper stickers that said "We don't give a damn how you do it up north."
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Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 712 Likes: 1
4 point
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Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 712 Likes: 1 |
My kid beat up your honor student My favorite was..... MY LABRADOR RETRIEVER IS SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT
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Posts: 11,358
Booner
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Damn Elk you can't freakin spell SPOONS ? I sure hope I didn't do that. Has one of the mods been playing again?
Alabama Hog Control, Inc. www.alabamahogcontrol.comBarry Estes The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke
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4 point
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"Honk if you sacked Brodie"
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Posts: 1,195
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Already seen a few of my favorites listed, but the best one I saw matched the car perfectly. Me and the kids pull up to the red light... we stop behind a car that the rear bumper and trunk is nearly even with the back window, duct tape holing the lights in place, brake light tape over the brake lights, and bungee cords holding the trunk lid down....
Right in the middle of all this was a sticker that read "HONK IF A PART FALLS OFF"... We all busted out laughing, and still joke about it today. That was 3-4 years ago.
KEEP WORKING - Millions on Welfare depend on you...
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Booner
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Honk if your Horny...............I found this in the barn, when I was about 8 years old. I had no idea what it meant............but I put it on mommas country squire, wood panel, wagon............anyhow. 
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"Honk if you sacked Brodie" Forgot about that one!
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Posts: 1,420
8 point
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If you follow to closely, I'll flick a booger on your windshield.
Bona fide “Tree Huger”
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Posts: 10,997
Booner
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I saw this one on a large motor home at Tanniehill Park:
We're out spending our kids' inheritance.
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Posts: 2,885
10 point
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This one just for the hell of it.
"Where was the Tea Party when the Republicans were spending like crazy?"
"Its a damn weak minded person who can only think of one way to spell a work." Andrew Jackson
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Posts: 9,027 Likes: 10
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Yardwork whenever, fishing forever...
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...
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How about---"Teach a man to hunt and fish and you will never see him again."
"Its a damn weak minded person who can only think of one way to spell a work." Andrew Jackson
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spike
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" I might be slow, but im infront of you."
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Posts: 2,657
10 point
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"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather,not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car"
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I worked with a guy had this on his rear bumper.....Keep honking I'm reloading!!!
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Posts: 2,885
10 point
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Friend of mine in LA sent me this one.
"Honk if you want to get your ass whipped by the LSU Tigers"
I told him, we would see about that on about November 5, 2011.
"Its a damn weak minded person who can only think of one way to spell a work." Andrew Jackson
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Posts: 30,089 Likes: 46
Administrator
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Joined: Apr 2000
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Happiness is a belt fed weapon.
"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call
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"BROKE: Only rob us if you need practice"
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