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So was hunting wheeler this evening. With about an hour and a half left of light I look over and see this old guy walk into the woods who had been riding his bike. Next thing I see him look like he was about to piss. NOPE...He strips down butt naked. I'm sitting there 25ft up and roughly 125 yards away. He seriously stripped down naked and wandered off into the woods for 10 mins. Needless to say I just sit there and think oh hell no thats not the whitetail I wanted to see. I was at least half mile from anything.

Long story short I yelled at him and all but I just stayed since I had high hopes for this spot. Well not anymore.

Thats my opening day story. hahaha

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You a gay or something?


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Originally Posted By: Beadlescomb
You a gay or something?


Oh hell no. But this is the crap I had to deal with today

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Meeting a friend no doubt........ sick


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Dang . Guess you couldn't get a shot on him !?

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Originally Posted By: mandeerpig
Dang . Guess you couldn't get a shot on him !?


If I had a bb gun I would of shot him haha


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Originally Posted By: Bamahoo
Originally Posted By: Beadlescomb
You a gay or something?


Oh hell no. But this is the crap I had to deal with today


You just sat there and watched though?


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Originally Posted By: Beadlescomb

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You a gay or something?


Oh hell no. But this is the crap I had to deal with today


You just sat there and watched though?
I guess the gay patrol is out today

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Originally Posted By: Beadlescomb

Originally Posted By: Bamahoo
Originally Posted By: Beadlescomb
You a gay or something?


Oh hell no. But this is the crap I had to deal with today


You just sat there and watched though?


Through his binoculars no doubt.

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Fags everywhere on wheeler. I'd be damned if I'd hunt that queer place.

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What the hell, did you expect him to do ? Fire a warning shot with a bow ??? I wouldn't have yelled and hell yes I would have watched him. He could have been under the influence of bath salts. They strip and act crazy. I'd have got the hell out of they when he walked off. You never know what you are going to run into.

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Originally Posted By: perchjerker
What the hell, did you expect him to do ? Fire a warning shot with a bow ??? I wouldn't have yelled and hell yes I would have watched him. He could have been under the influence of bath salts. They strip and act crazy. I'd have got the hell out of they when he walked off. You never know what you are going to run into.


Whistle and ask him what the frak did he think he was doing


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Originally Posted By: Beadlescomb

Originally Posted By: perchjerker
What the hell, did you expect him to do ? Fire a warning shot with a bow ??? I wouldn't have yelled and hell yes I would have watched him. He could have been under the influence of bath salts. They strip and act crazy. I'd have got the hell out of they when he walked off. You never know what you are going to run into.


Whistle and ask him what the frak did he think he was doing



Heres the thing man. He was far enough away and near a field edge I couldn't of whistled that loud. The other thing is the deer usually come from the opposite direction so I was trying to salvage my hunt by staying there. With where I was at I think it was some old guy just being old and weird. I do plan on leaving a note over there for him though. Also for all I know he could of been on bath salts.

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Originally Posted By: 257wbymag
Fags everywhere on wheeler. I'd be damned if I'd hunt that queer place.


This is an area I wouldn't expect it. Thats why I think it was just an old guy enjoying nature. haha


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Call the wheeler cop and let him know don't leave a note. That sicko needs arresting.

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Originally Posted By: 257wbymag
Call the wheeler cop and let him know don't leave a note. That sicko needs arresting.


Yeah I was thinking about doing that Monday.


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Originally Posted By: Beadlescomb

Originally Posted By: perchjerker
What the hell, did you expect him to do ? Fire a warning shot with a bow ??? I wouldn't have yelled and hell yes I would have watched him. He could have been under the influence of bath salts. They strip and act crazy. I'd have got the hell out of they when he walked off. You never know what you are going to run into.


Whistle and ask him what the frak did he think he was doing


So you'd rather him whistle at the naked old dude?

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Originally Posted By: Beadlescomb

Originally Posted By: perchjerker
What the hell, did you expect him to do ? Fire a warning shot with a bow ??? I wouldn't have yelled and hell yes I would have watched him. He could have been under the influence of bath salts. They strip and act crazy. I'd have got the hell out of they when he walked off. You never know what you are going to run into.


Whistle and ask him what the frak did he think he was doing


So you'd rather him whistle at the naked old dude?


hahaha


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Geez, I hate to hear about these weirdos at Wheeler.

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Naked man in woods? I wouldn't have said a word to him and would definitely NOT drawn any attention to myself.


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