These are a tad crude, and I hesitated to post them, but these are ones that stand out I've heard used around our hunting camp over the years there.
(1) Ted dropped that deer like a used rubber.
(2) I believe I could crap through a screen door right now.
(3) I saw 'ol Randy run to the woods after eating that 3 day old leftover chicken, and it looked like a rainbow spraying behind him when he was taking a crap.
Sorry about that, ya'll.
