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That's a good one.

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Originally Posted By: Stickers

Tighter than Dick's hatband


My dad used to say this all the time.

Two questions:

Who was Dick?

Why was his hatband so tight? And, tight compared to other hatbands? Who calls that? How would yo check?

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Thats like trying to break a fake dollar. It just dont make cents


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Originally Posted By: 300Ruger
Originally Posted By: Stickers

Tighter than Dick's hatband


My dad used to say this all the time.

Two questions:

Who was Dick?

Why was his hatband so tight? And, tight compared to other hatbands? Who calls that? How would yo check?


LOL I don't think you want to know.

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