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Like trying to pin jello to the wall.
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4 point
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If you got a head and don't use it might as well swap it out for another A hole
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Posts: 12,174 Likes: 47
Booner
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a chicken has a little brain, but even it gets out of the rain.
Well, the way I see it is there's just too many assholes On a good day there's a bunch of assholes in here. On a bad day there's too many assholes in here.
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Posts: 697
4 point
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4 point
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......couldn't pour piss out of a boot
With instructions on the heel
"Give me a second" - Stan Potts
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4 point
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Thick as baby sh@t in a wool blanket
"Give me a second" - Stan Potts
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Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 17,643 Likes: 17
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Aug 2005
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The undertaker's gonna wipe everyone's ass once...
Jesus... I hope you know Him personally like I do.
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
Proud crossbow hunter!
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Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 12,567 Likes: 8
Doesn’t Know His Code
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Doesn’t Know His Code
Joined: Apr 2000
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IKNOWMYPHUCKINGCODEDAMMITYOUDICKHEAD!!!
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Old Mossy Horns
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The sun don't shine on the same dogs @$$ all the time.
F-ed upper than a chiggers checkbook.
If it ain't broke, it will be now.
Uglier than a box of butt holes.
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Posts: 16,943 Likes: 46
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Fucked up as a box of bream hooks
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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8 point
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8 point
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Harder than pushing a rope up hill Tighter than Dick's hatband Higher than a cat's back
WDE
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Posts: 3,800
10 point
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10 point
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Drunker than a cricket in a hubcap That's a good one.
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10 point
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More broke than the tooth fairy in a meth house.
Finer than frog hair.
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Posts: 3,800
10 point
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Tighter than Dick's hatband
My dad used to say this all the time. Two questions: Who was Dick? Why was his hatband so tight? And, tight compared to other hatbands? Who calls that? How would yo check?
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8 point
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Thats like trying to break a fake dollar. It just dont make cents
Two roads diverged in the woods and I took the one with deep ruts,hills and mud.It may be bumpy but WHAT A RIDE!
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14 point
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14 point
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Guy I was fishing with in Savannah had someone call him and got off the phone and said "she musta been hit real hard with the dumbass branch"
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8 point
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Its colder than my mother in laws love!
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Posts: 6,410
12 point
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12 point
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American by birth Southern by the grace of God.....
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Posts: 18,377 Likes: 89
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Tighter than Dick's hatband
My dad used to say this all the time. Two questions: Who was Dick? Why was his hatband so tight? And, tight compared to other hatbands? Who calls that? How would yo check? LOL I don't think you want to know.
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Old Mossy Horns
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Harder than Chinese Arithmetic
Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra
Higher than a cats back
Gag a maggot
Wronger than a screen door on a submarine
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12 point
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Your about as lost as a camel in the desert.
This is as screwed up as someone's unemployment check.
She's hotter than a two dollar pistol.
Its raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock
He's a few bricks shy of a load.
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