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I know many of you have heard this and other sayings like it.
What kind of sayings do y'all or someone you know have along these lines.

Mine is "A toilet is as high class of a way to go as anyone will use, and you are right there with them!"


"Hate is an acid that does more damage to the vessel in which it is stored, than the victim on which it is poured."

"Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity."
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American by birth Southern by the grace of God.....
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look at that hussie...thinkin' her shart don't stank...bless her heart!

he acted like he came in on a prized pony, when he really came in on a broke down jackass


experience is a freakin' awesome teacher....
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I'm on it like a duck on a junebug.

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Crazy as an outhouse rat.
Crazy as a road squirrel.


Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! - Patrick Henry
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Schit the bed

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Hotter than two rats making love in a wool sock, in the desert, with a heater going


Only accurate rifles are interesting.
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......couldn't pour piss out of a boot

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Them peppers are so hot you're gonna need two buttholes.



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Originally Posted by hillmp
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...
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Hotter than a goats pecker in a pasture full of nannies.


Take your kids hunting instead of hunting your kids.

I'd rather be LOST in the woods than FOUND in the city.

Drive a hybrid, I need your gas.

Your mind is your primary weapon. Never let it get rusty.
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Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until they speak.


LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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He thought he was hot sh!t, turns out he's just cold piss in a Dixie cup


WM Hunter "Trump literally sacrificed himself, his family and all of his businesses for this country.
He literally is a true American hero. And True American Patriot - warts and all."
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Take your kids hunting instead of hunting your kids.

I'd rather be LOST in the woods than FOUND in the city.

Drive a hybrid, I need your gas.

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Like trying to make chicken soup out of chicken shucks.


not sure what the best way to handle them is but they shouldnt be on tv and gettn married and raisin kids

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