I know many of you have heard this and other sayings like it.
What kind of sayings do y'all or someone you know have along these lines.

Mine is "A toilet is as high class of a way to go as anyone will use, and you are right there with them!"

"Hate is an acid that does more damage to the vessel in which it is stored, than the victim on which it is poured."

"Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity."