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"I'm about to show you things that Gary has only dreamed of. So he...
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! - Patrick Henry
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Started pinching his nipples and rubbing his���.
"For what shall it profit a man if he gain the whole world and lose his soul?" .....Mark 8:36
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ankles when he heard one of the gays at the dove shoot say "This here river don't go to Aintree!"...
No government employees were harmed in the making of this mess.
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��and that�s when they saw Shaw running toward them dressed like the gimp from Pulp Fiction. He couldn�t say anything because of the gagger strapped to his face but he took 257 and began to���..
"For what shall it profit a man if he gain the whole world and lose his soul?" .....Mark 8:36
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Shove a throw and grow manual up CNC's ass.
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Puts sugar in his cornbread!
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In the meantime a tropical cloud wave was forming off the coast of Africa and
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Skinny was keeping tabs of the storm with the 5 day Tropical Storm imagery map...
I had much rather be tried by twelve than carried to my grave by six!!!!
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till he was pulling his hair out ad said dangit..
American by birth Southern by the grace of God.....
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Then he leaned over and puked in Hoyt's flatbottom due to over consumption of white liquor. Hoyt said "Jason, you sonofa..........
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.....goat humpin barner........
"For what shall it profit a man if he gain the whole world and lose his soul?" .....Mark 8:36
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Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! - Patrick Henry
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Then he let out a yell that would curl your hair....
I had much rather be tried by twelve than carried to my grave by six!!!!
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As he looked over and saw Shaw standing on a stool peeping in his window��.still in his gimp suit��.so Skinny grabbed his���
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cell phone and realized some people have too much time on their hands
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Meanwhile with deer season approaching fast....
I had much rather be tried by twelve than carried to my grave by six!!!!
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And started swinging the BAN ... What happened next even made Bham Fred close his eyes as.....
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Puts sugar in his cornbread!
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Puts sugar in his cornbread!
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that goat licker thing got into the potted meat,
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and someone got so mad he ...
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stepped on swampy's little snapper. He was so pissed he...
Take your kids hunting instead of hunting your kids.
I'd rather be LOST in the woods than FOUND in the city.
Drive a hybrid, I need your gas.
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Hired a lawyer name Augustus65 so he could...
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