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"Don't let a dead deer kill ya"
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Freak of Nature
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Bet them robotic dancers don't know if you didn't tip
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Pope of Aldeer and Expert
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Ever see something on Aldeer you know it's wrong to reply too?
Support our country. Kill chickens.
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Administrator
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"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call
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2016 Moderator of the Year
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When I got to the part about the mannequin on roller skates that drifted across the parking lot onto 78 highway and got hit by a coal truck. I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself.
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That Lester wasn't too bright.... until his head caught fire. Then he was a beacon of light in a dark and scary place!  How'd they put ol' Lester's head out? 
Last edited by mrfuzz; 05/27/16 08:56 AM.
my 2nd amendment guarantees your 1st amendment!
cixelsyd ton m'i tub (but i'm not dyslexic)
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I love my country, but don't trust my government.
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When I got to the part about the mannequin on roller skates that drifted across the parking lot onto 78 highway and got hit by a coal truck. I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself. Me too! ... Having grown up in that area makes it even funnier!
There are two types of gun enthusiasts ... Those who have been F#CKED by PTG and those who will be!
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When I was a teen in the 1980's we would "do the robot". But not in THAT way.
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
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Walked in there half baked one night and left. Gave me the hibby jibby's.
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Boo Boo Head
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You're lucky that's all you got!
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You're lucky that's all you got! I didn't get three foot in the door and back pedeled. I didn't need a drink. The drink made me wonder what that counties best had to offer. The last 90 miles home I was trying to forget about it. 
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Cullman Co. still dry?
They sure were racking up some money on "Violation of Probation".
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2016 Moderator of the Year
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They raffle off Herpe's on a good night.
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