First question of the first debate of the General Election....
"Donald, have you ever tossed monkeys?"
"I have and let me tell you I've tossed so many monkeys, I'm the best monkey tosser on this stage.
In fact I've got people in Washington tossing monkeys right now; and you know what? They only toss the best monkeys and if I become President I'm gonna toss the most monkeys out of anybody and the people are going to love my monkeys, they will be the most beautiful monkeys.
AND the government will PAY for those monkeys to be tossed. In fact the Monkeys will be tossed 10 feet higher and we'll have MEXICO pay for those high tossed monkeys! Its going to be beautiful, fantastic, the best, we're going to win again at tossing monkeys."
And all the Trump fans go "Oh my god, this man is going to make monkey tossing great again"
That sounded way funnier in your head didn't it?
