I hate decoys and don't like blinds, well, unless its raining. But I don't make the grade. Everyone knows I will shoot one if he flies down in gun range before I can call.

The way I see it, the turkey has to follow the rules too. If he does something stupid, he's gotta pay.

Giving one a free pass if I'm playing fair and he does something dumb is demeaning to the turkey. I don't wanta disrespect him; that can bring on a jinx.