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Joined: Feb 2015
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I went downstairs and threw all that mess out the backdoor to the dogs including the pots and pans it was in. THAT is hilarious, BC!!! LOL  I'm sure the dogs gave you plenty of loving during that week in the "doghouse"...
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
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That's hilarious lol. The last time my ol lady woke me up out of a dead sleep I sprang out of bed and pulled a gun on her. That wound up the waking the tired husband after that little ordeal.
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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The last time MrsGomer woke me up from a dead sleep.....well...
Isaiah 5:20
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She did it on purpose and you know it. You did something earlier that pissed her off. You have to back track man. You'll probably never know what you did wrong. But I can guarantee you she could tell you what you did wrong at 11:53 a.m. on March 5, 1994. They be like that. Bingo Yeah mine doesn't get hysterical, but she does get historical
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Old Mossy Horns
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Ya'll must not be laying the pipe to them
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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Interesting little tid bit here... Why do you think the term hysterectomy was named. The doctors use to think it would make women less hysterical. 
Only accurate rifles are interesting.
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Talking Turkey
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If it wasn't for (you know), I wouldn't let one of them in my yard, much less my house.
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sounds like you need to tap that thing real hard. not only will she leave you alone for a couple weeks, heck she'll learn to put those clothes up in the dark
Last edited by mzzy; 02/04/16 03:21 PM.
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She did it on purpose and you know it. You did something earlier that pissed her off. You have to back track man. This! +1 yep; next time, throw the sheets back & rip the biggest fart of your life. That'll teach her to pull that crap next time. ^^^very uncouth^^^
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Yep and add in hot flashes to all above.
WM Hunter "Trump literally sacrificed himself, his family and all of his businesses for this country.
He literally is a true American hero. And True American Patriot - warts and all."
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Freak of Nature
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if i hadnt taken up hunting i might have became a juvenile delinquent or worst taken up GOLF
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Or cut one loose ,pull covers over her head. When she gets up fighting mad, turn all the lights on and look at her like shes the bad guy in all this.lol True story. My wife gets up a little before me in the mornings. Last week I'm laying there and I hear noise so I assume she's up in the other room. I rip a good one and she jumps up out of the bed cussing. She was so damn mad she threatened to leave me if I ever do it again. She told me later that she felt it. lmao. awesome!
"To be angry is to be alive. I love it. Anger is better than love. I think it is more pure,". Al Goldstein
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