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Who is muzzl head,dont guess I ever saw that one.im new here but been watching this site for a while.must have been hilarious.
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Mildly Quirky
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Mrs. Muzziehead gets my vote as No. 1 with 575 Duzen Arras a hair-thin close No. 2, and then the Starving Ethiopian.
The Muzziehead thread is pretty old and disappeared after one of the Forum oil changes, unfortunately.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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I may never forget that one. I had invited a few other Aldeer members down to our club in Bragg for some hog hunting and forgot to log out of the computer. Ms. Muzzie got on there and wreaked havoc for almost a week. I think it had over 500 post in the first hour alone. It wasn't long after that tirade, that we separated for almost 4 years. We are now back together and she has quit bitching about me hunting all the time and I have banned her from getting on aldeer.
She was like a combination of PETA, a scorned wife, and a woman who stayed on her period 24/7, combined with her PHD in Psychology unleashed on harmless aldeer goobers. She now focuses all of her energy on exposing the idiots at Montgomery BOE as she was elected by the people last year after retiring from teaching at the high school level and moving on to college. God bless them all, for she can be Satans sidekick, if you get on her bad side. She has a monthly segment on the Mark Monteil show if you ever want some entertainment.
Hell, how do you think I got to almost 7000 post when I have only made 1000 myself.
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"Don't cling to Mistake, just because you spent a lot of time making it."
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My two best in order: 1. "Starving Ethiopian" home of the now famous phrase "you still hungry?". 2. Whoever it was that put the shock collar on the lap dog and used too high of a setting.   Here ya go. And, for the record, I didn't have the setting up too high. It only had two settings. Off and "make 'em piss everywhere". Bark Collar Agreed, not sure which one I laffed the hardest at
I don't want to pass quietly into the night. I want to slide in sideways kickin and screamin. Life really is awesome ... Soak it up while you can ...
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My hunt sucked so far this evening until I opened this. Dang good stuff in here. That dang Yekrut song kills me every time.
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Hold on...I have to write this down for future use.
...s t a r v i n g E t h i o p i a n.
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back
Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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12 point
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It wasn't funny but the thread about the guy whose boys got in trouble by a retired GW was one of the more interesting threads I've seen. Got even crazier when the idiot judge got on here
"Here, take this land mine and protect your property with it."
-Ron Swanson
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I can't believe nobody has mentioned the "Does it stink worser when she cheating" thread.
WOW.
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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This thread is full of gold. What about the one that posted a selfie of himself flexing in the mirror. That's one of my favorites. I wish somebody would post up the link. I suck at the search feature.
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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I can't believe nobody has mentioned the "Does it stink worser when she cheating" thread.
WOW. I don't remember that one but I bet it was good 
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Old Mossy Horns
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This thread is full of gold. What about the one that posted a selfie of himself flexing in the mirror. That's one of my favorites. I wish somebody would post up the link. I suck at the search feature. I wish I coukd remember the details of it a little better
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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Booner
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This thread is full of gold. What about the one that posted a selfie of himself flexing in the mirror. That's one of my favorites. I wish somebody would post up the link. I suck at the search feature. I wish I coukd remember the details of it a little better Was it bamabuck888? This thread?
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The steelman brother in law thread was a good one. Sorry Colbie but it was.
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God Bless America!
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Y'all are bringing me up to speed. All them arras was going on when I joined.
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Booner
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The steelman brother in law thread was a good one. Sorry Colbie but it was. That's right
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Was there ever a particular thread that got KenMack outta here, lol I'd like to see it if there was
"Here, take this land mine and protect your property with it."
-Ron Swanson
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When everybody joined\got banned from BBC.
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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Old Mossy Horns
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This thread is full of gold. What about the one that posted a selfie of himself flexing in the mirror. That's one of my favorites. I wish somebody would post up the link. I suck at the search feature. I wish I coukd remember the details of it a little better Was it bamabuck888? This thread? That's it I looked at it earlier lol
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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Ya'll know none of these threads would last 10 minutes before they were deleted now
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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Yeah the deleting threads suck in my opinion I mean ole Codie was talking about slitting throats in one of em though . That dude must be drunk .
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