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Got any would love to hear em.
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I seriously did see two Muslim women wearing burkas, taking a selfie together a couple weeks ago. I wondered how they would know who was who when they looked at the picture.
If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.-Mark Twain
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Puts sugar in his cornbread!
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Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
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Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.
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Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.
Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.
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A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about, Abdul?" Asks the Imam.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies Abdul. "I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised - we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!"
"By the most Merciful," exclaimed the Imam, "you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?"
Abdul grimaced, "By the Jinn, I do not know - I never found her head."
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Q. Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Muslim funeral?
A. There's only 2 handles on a garbage can.
Q. When's the only time you should wink at a Muslim?
A. When aiming.
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Damn Perch!!!!! 
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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