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#1526002 11/18/15 09:28 AM
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The wife and I were driving down the road the other day and I spotted a skunk that had been ran over and killed. A tiny baby skunk, that was still alive, was hanging around, not wanting to leave its mother. We stopped and my wife actually picked the little guy up and brought him to the car and put him in her lap.

"He seems really cold," she said. "What should we do?"

"Hold him between your legs to warm him up," I said.

"But what about the smell," she asked.

"Just pinch his little nose shut and he won't notice," I said.

Sleeping on the couch isn't so bad.


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slap lol

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choked on my coffee!!

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Puts sugar in his cornbread!
Puts sugar in his cornbread!
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OK.


It be's that way sometimes.

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lol you deserve a killing !

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Old one but a great one!!

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laugh


The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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LMAO, Shane!



Get the F out of the BATFE. The F is guaranteed by the US Constitution. Those other letters are not.


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That's funny stuff right there.


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lol


Take your kids hunting instead of hunting your kids.

I'd rather be LOST in the woods than FOUND in the city.

Drive a hybrid, I need your gas.

Your mind is your primary weapon. Never let it get rusty.
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Haha that's great

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Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!

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That's funny, I don't care who you are!!!!

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Good shucks right there Shane rofl


"No, I'm not a good shot, but I shoot often."
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That's wrong, funny as all get out, but still wrong.


Lord, please help us get our nation straightened out.
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They both make great pets.


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rofl slap


I came, I saw, so I killed them all......Vern
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