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Originally Posted By: Cletus
From Minnesotas DNR website.......lol. Stay bold........


Aggressive Turkeys
Remember that wild turkeys have a "pecking order" and that habituated birds may respond to you as they do to another turkey. The best defense against aggressive or persistent turkeys is to prevent the birds from becoming habituated in the first place by being bold to them. Everyone in the neighborhood must do the same; it will be ineffective if you do so only on your property. Each and every turkey must view all humans as dominant in the pecking order and respond to them as superiors rather than subjects. Habituated turkeys may attempt to dominate or attack people that the birds view as subordinates.
Adult humans may drive off or deter these aggressive birds with bold action by forcefully fending them off with brooms or other non-injurious implements. However, the turkey may then recognize that individual as dominant but continue to respond to other people as subordinates.
Turkeys which repeatedly challenge or attack children or elderly persons or otherwise threaten public safety may ultimately have to be destroyed. Keep turkeys wild to avoid these consequences.
Trapping and relocating "nuisance" turkeys is not an option. The methods used to trap turkeys in remote areas are often impractical or ineffective in urban or suburban areas due to safety or disturbance. Released turkeys may also continue their inappropriate actions where they are released or may move substantial distances to other suburban sites.


Wow.. and now we know why Les shoots them so easy. Its in self defense!~
The turkeys are so tame and plentiful that they get AGGRESSIVE ATTACK folks..in NEIGHBORHOODS!
The dang neighbors have to get on the same page and run them off with pots and pans like in the north with bears!
They probably even have to carry a little can of mace like in the bear woods.
Sounds like they are so aggressive they had to form neighborhood watches!

We all better get up there and kill some..just to save the children up there from those aggressive nuisances!

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I'm.... Still laughing on that one........and just in case I may encounter an unruly turkey that is uncertain of the the pecking order, I have my broom handy.



And preacher, AMEN to what you said. Spot on sir, spot on.

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Hell, I bet even I could kill one of them MN birds



Let's not get carried away now. smile


Heck no Brandon..you didnt go there.

But I have to admit...even he probably could..thats how easy they are.
He could at least spot one in those fields up there and do a mohecan sneak on him and bushwhack him!


Move over, fanning. Its time to do some Mohican Sneakin'!


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Isn't minnesota the state that had that wacky asshole governor who is sueing a dead veterans wife?

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They probally hunt their Turkey in the snow so they can track them like they deer hunt!

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Originally Posted By: Les7603006
Kill them all.


That is the plan, slick


Preach on Preacher!!!!

I'm in for the Yankee Massacre.

And you know, the thing that they ain't considered is the fact that us dumb rednecks can't count...


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Les, are you trying to take ol cm and Whild bill's title as most hated on the board???
Best of luck getting yourself a nice Tom this year, preferably the dominant bird in the area. I do the same

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Something to consider: Les what football team are you going to pull for if you are going to continue to post on here ? Here are your choices:

A) Auburn

B) Alabama

Depending on your decision, you may be able to dig yourself out of the ditch with 50% of us. Pick your poison !

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Originally Posted By: cm1975
Les, are you trying to take ol cm and Whild bill's title as most hated on the board???
Best of luck getting yourself a nice Tom this year, preferably the dominant bird in the area. I do the same


rofl

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