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Old Mossy Horns
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One of life's great surprises... when you grew up and realized real world lesbians don't look like what we saw in porn. 
"Just remember a gobbler has to win every time, you only have to win once"
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12 point
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What's so funny to me is that most bull dyke lesbians hate men but try to imitate the way we look, walk, talk, dress, act and want our jobs. If we are so damn bad then why do all of these things? Those aren't the only things they try to imitate.....
ROLL TIDE !!!
Enough Said....
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Whats weird also.... Is that with lesbians one will be smokin hot, and her partner will look like a bulldyke!!... Don't understand it.... Im just thankful that if it were not for a MAN and a WOMAN getting together, none of us would be here today!!
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on probation
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on probation
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If you get cock blocked by a lesbian is that considered a Beaver Dam?
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Booner
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Booner
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If you get cock blocked by a lesbian is that considered a Beaver Dam?
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Booner
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If you get cock blocked by a lesbian is that considered a Beaver Dam? Goodun!
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8 Point
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If you get cock blocked by a lesbian is that considered a Beaver Dam? 
Its not the will to win but the will to prepare to win!
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Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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If you get cock blocked by a lesbian is that considered a Beaver Dam?
"Just remember a gobbler has to win every time, you only have to win once"
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I like pretty colors
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I like pretty colors
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If you get cock blocked by a lesbian is that considered a Beaver Dam?
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12 point
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depends on if it is lipstick or lumberjack lesbians 
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ishootatbux
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If you get cock blocked by a lesbian is that considered a Beaver Dam? Funny!!! I always said I'd rather my wife leave me for a woman than another man...I can't compete with that, so at least it wouldn't be a blow to my ego. Plus you could always proposition to, well, you know..
We were on the edge of Eternia, when the power of Greyskull began to take hold.
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One of life's great surprises... when you grew up and realized real world lesbians don't look like what we saw in porn. Ain't that the truth. The porno lesbians look like Scarlet Johansson but the real life lesbians all have an ass twice as wide as mine and look like they could beat me at arm wrestling. Makes me think about this video that's been circulating on Facebook recently... http://youtu.be/U2QrOjUSW60
We were on the edge of Eternia, when the power of Greyskull began to take hold.
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One of life's great surprises... when you grew up and realized real world lesbians don't look like what we saw in porn. Ain't that the truth. The porno lesbians look like Scarlet Johansson but the real life lesbians all have an ass twice as wide as mine and look like they could beat me at arm wrestling. Makes me think about this video that's been circulating on Facebook recently... http://youtu.be/U2QrOjUSW60 How'd you like to have her tuggin' your peter? 
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One of life's great surprises... when you grew up and realized real world lesbians don't look like what we saw in porn. Ain't that the truth. The porno lesbians look like Scarlet Johansson but the real life lesbians all have an ass twice as wide as mine and look like they could beat me at arm wrestling. Makes me think about this video that's been circulating on Facebook recently... http://youtu.be/U2QrOjUSW60 DAY-UM!!! That's scary!
There are two types of gun enthusiasts ... Those who have been F#CKED by PTG and those who will be!
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I have known a few really smoking hot lesbians most of them were athletes. But the reason for all the ugly lesbians is because they're all so ugly they can't get a dude so they have to resort to ugly woman.
Last edited by daniel white; 02/11/15 07:57 AM.
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Old Mossy Horns
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One of life's great surprises... when you grew up and realized real world lesbians don't look like what we saw in porn. Reminds me of the old joke..."I went to bed with Bo Derek and woke up with Bo Didley"!
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back
Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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Leabians are great, and heck they aint even gotta be lesbians, as long as I get to be inbetween em
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That is one ugly dude, he needs to quit arm wrestling with women:
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