Originally Posted By: ikillbux
One of life's great surprises... when you grew up and realized real world lesbians don't look like what we saw in porn.


Ain't that the truth. The porno lesbians look like Scarlet Johansson but the real life lesbians all have an ass twice as wide as mine and look like they could beat me at arm wrestling.

The best index to a person’s character is (a) how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can’t fight back.
- Abigail van Buren