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A boy that brought yer daughter home late?


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popcorn


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This has to be some sort of straight up family tree don't fork Alabama verbiage that my FL Yankee ass just don't understand.


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Ohhh.. Danggg.. I was that boy about 14 years ago.. Damn, I should have been beat too no end.. I feel for ya there Skinny.. If a boy acts like I did, Im killing him.. laugh

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Originally Posted By: daniel white
Ohhh.. Danggg.. I was that boy about 14 years ago.. Damn, I should have been beat too no end.. I feel for ya there Skinny.. If a boy acts like I did, Im killing him.. laugh


The boy has about 3.5 minutes...


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Cutting it close....



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Put a shock collar on him


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I was that boy not long ago lol..

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He made it, almost close to being killed time.


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Video is needed for the next occurrence...

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Here is how it ends. The boy popped his granny's truck clutch about a half mile short of my house trying to get my baby girl home at deadline. (Big fuss on my part, I keep up with time)

So it worked out that he got learnt a lesson about vehicles, time, and gas. And my Daughter learnt a lesson about guys. (We are stupid and smart all at the same time).


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Skinny I've already got a couple deep holes picked out in beaver ponds to hide the bodies in! My baby is 11 so I figure I've got at least 3 or 4 years before I have to sink the first one!


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Strict dead lines worry me more than being late. I remember driving like a bat out of hell trying to meet a deadline. 2 extra minuets would have been a lot safer. Yes, I have 3 girls. 24,15, and 11.

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I'd bet Skinny was that boy at one time. You reap what you sow. Lord ihope not. grin

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i looked at one of my daughters suitors while tuning my guitar very sharply and told him it wouldn't be nothing for me to go back to prison. eek


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Boy: Sir, sorry we were late. It won't happen again!

Skinny: Boy... I dig up bones for a living... You think I can't bury them too? laugh


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you have to have a lot of patience when you have daughters. Its good that you care, a lot of parents don't.

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Originally Posted By: Bigbamaboy
Boy: Sir, sorry we were late. It won't happen again!

Skinny: Boy... I dig up bones for a living... You think I can't bury them too? laugh


lol


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