When Chuck Norris got off the merry-go-round, they had to put the horse down.

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called the Islands.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris can parallel park a train.

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin' bout.


We were on the edge of Eternia, when the power of Greyskull began to take hold.