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Supreme Fact Checker
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Chuck Norris once flushed a condom
three weeks later....the ninja turtles were born
I had much rather be tried by twelve than carried to my grave by six!!!!
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8 point
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When chuck Norris gets cold he turns up the sun
At times my ambition far exceeds my talent.
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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8 point
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Chuck Norris got pulled over for speeding yesterday, The cops tried to talk their way out of it.
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Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerkey.
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Chuck actually died 4 years ago,but the Grim reaper can't get up the courage to tell him..
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10 point
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THERE IS NO THEORY OF EVOLUTION, JUST A LIST OF ANIMALS THAT CHUCK NORRIS ALLOWS TO LIVE
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14 point
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The hardest part of a Zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited.
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12 point
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They came out with a Chuck Norris brand of toilet paper but had to quickly pull it back off the shelves. Apparently it wouldn't take s##t off of nobody.
The best index to a person’s character is (a) how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can’t fight back.
- Abigail van Buren
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The best index to a person’s character is (a) how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can’t fight back.
- Abigail van Buren
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Booner
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Chuck Norris street was closed because "Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives".
Everything woke turns to shucks
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Job 40:12 Look at every proud man and humble him, crush the wicked where they stand.
You fellows ain't here about the Alcohol and Tobacco are ya.
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10 point
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An eclipse is just the sun's attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson
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Booner
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That might be the best one I've ever seen. 
"The only reason I shoot a 3.5" shell for turkeys is because they don't make a 4" one." - t123winters
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Doesn’t Know His Code
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Mr. T and Godzilla once had a fight.....Chuck Norris won.
IKNOWMYPHUCKINGCODEDAMMITYOUDICKHEAD!!!
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There is no chin underneath Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist.
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Chuck Norris once arm wrestled Super Man. The loser had to start wearing his underwear outside his pants.
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Posts: 22,820 Likes: 197
Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Chuck Norris wears Nick Saban pajamas.
Isaiah 5:20
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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When danger called him it hung up from fear.
Proud Army and ALNG veteran
God Bless America!
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Doesn’t Know His Code
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Doesn’t Know His Code
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IKNOWMYPHUCKINGCODEDAMMITYOUDICKHEAD!!!
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